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[ominous music plays]

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[Archer] Where... Where am I?

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Was a... Airplane?

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I’ve been taken. Step one, find weapon.

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Ugh. Step two, sit up slower.

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-[bottle smashes]
-Step three, find a--

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Uh, I heard a-- [yelps]

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Hostage, I was about to say.

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Great timing on my part.

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You? Needs work, buddy.

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Why are--
Say nothing. If you make a sound,

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I will draw this surprisingly nice
champagne bottle

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slowly across your jugular,

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sending an arcing spray
of crimson life across the cabin.

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Which would be a painful
but undeniably fancy way to go.

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Pros and cons.

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Now, not to get all Gort about it,

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but take me to your leader.

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All right. Turn this plane around.

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Archer,
what in the Sam Hill are you doing?

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Reassessing?

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This is your plane?

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Then why did you drug me?

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Are you doing a secret villain thing?

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I think we’ve all been expecting it.

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I didn’t drug you.

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So you’re telling me
that the good old boys

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were drinking whiskey and rye...

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[laughing] ...like mixed together?
Archer, please just--

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I am concerned about
the mental health of them good old boys.

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[gasps] What?

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Do you think their jobs were levee-based?

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Okay, while that may have
a certain surface-level plausibility--

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Think you might let him go?

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Oh, right. Asshole.

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Archer, I need you
to be a little less Archer right now.

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-Who could possibly want that?
-AJ, your daughter.

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She was kidnapped
from her Swiss boarding school.

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We’re on our way to Switzerland now.

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What? AJ?

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[shouts]

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No. No time for rampage.

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-Where’s Lana?
-She’s at home.

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Because I-- Oh, God--

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The thing is-- You didn’t tell her?

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You are so murdered.

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I’m willing to accept that.

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All that matters is getting AJ back.

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And Lana would be so devastated

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that she would make
this whole thing so much harder.

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It’s your funeral. Though more likely,

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it’s your hastily dug hole

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next to a conveniently located
drum of battery acid.

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Okay. I’ll need a team for this.

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That’s why I brought them.

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Wow. You didn’t skimp, did you?

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We probably don’t need all of them,

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but I’m not 100% clear
what specific jobs you all have now.

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Seems kind of nebulous.

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Wait. Was everybody drunk?

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Oh, no. I drugged them.

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[scoffs] Lucky.

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[theme music playing]

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[Pam screaming]

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AJ! Agh!

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Yeah. I thought she might react like that.

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Pam, you need to calm down so--

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-[growling]
-[grunting]

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Ow. My... all of it.

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[growling]

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Aw, shit. Fine.

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You couldn’t do that first?

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This is supposed to knock out a rhino.

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Yeah, a bitch-ass one.
Where’d you get that?

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Oh, I don’t know.
That big-ass pile of guns and armor and--

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Is that a rocket launcher?

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I found an arms dealer,
but I didn’t know what you needed,

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so I just asked him for one of everything.

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Got it, need it, got it,
against the Geneva Conventions, got it.

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-[phone ringing]
-Ooh, what’s that?

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Whose phone is that? Not me.

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I don’t even know where my phone’s at.

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Holy moly. I didn’t put that there.

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Hold on.
Oh, you really did get one of everything.

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Okay, ready.

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Now, they told me to come alone.

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So everyone, silence please.

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[exhales] Hel--

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I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want.

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But what I have is
a very general set of skills.

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Honestly, I’m great at everything.

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But the thing I’ll be best
at in my entire life is hurting you.

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Call it a hunch.
Like the hunch you’ll have

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after I splinter each one
of your vertebrae individually!

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Where are you?

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Yeah, no. Put the kid’s father on.

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Well, I contributed half her DNA, so...

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Not you. The one with the money.

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Hi. I know you said to come alone,
but I was scared.

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Yeah, well, you guys always do that.

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It’s basically de jure at this point.

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Pro forma, idiot.

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I feel like he’s not grasping

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the power structure here.

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Well, let me call Michel Foucault
and get back to you.

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Oh, shut him up.
We need $100 million in bearer bonds.

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Oh. Well, I’m sorry to hear that. Click.

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Apparently Foucault’s still dead.

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Man, he is exhausting.

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Yeah, but his heart’s
in the right place. I hope.

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Okay, so $100 million in bearer bonds,

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or you never see AJ again.

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Wait for instructions.
You get it? [disconnects]

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Man, you screwed that up!

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I was trying to keep them on the phone

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so Krieger could trace the call.

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Oh, was I supposed to be doing that?

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Damn it, Krieger!
This is basically a tape recorder.

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Where would I even find a call tracer?

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Oh, here’s one. Damn it, Krieger!

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I need every single one of you to become

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the most competent versions
of yourselves. Now!

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We are not currently rampaging.

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We will be cold. We will be efficient.

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We will find these people!
But what if we--

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Not now! But when we find them,

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we will go
white-hot supernova blood rampage.

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We will make Straw Dogs
look like Clifford! I think--

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Shut up, Cyril. We have to figure out
where the kidnappers are.

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What about that weird sound on the call,
though? Maybe that’s something.

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Finally someone with
something useful to say.

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That’s what I was going to say. Pathetic.

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And even if that were true,
I wouldn’t have listened.

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[tape rewinding]

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...bearer bonds
or you never see AJ again.

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-[tape rewinds]
-...never see AJ again.

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-[tape rewinds]
-...never see AJ again.

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It might be possible to isolate it,
but we’d need advanced audio gear.

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Krieger, there’s no time.

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I have a place nearby we can use.

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[bombastic jazz music]

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So, did anyone else know that Robert
had a Swiss jazz label?

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Or that Swiss jazz was
a subgenre called Swe-bop?

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I mean, it figures.
Switzerland is like the jazz of countries.

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It keeps going and going,
and no one has any idea why.

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Uh, real sorry to interrupt.

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You cats were really
boppin’ and a-boopin’.

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Hey, anything for you, Bobby.

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Rolph, see if you can isolate
the sound in the background.

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Then maybe assume a constant tone
and run a low-pass filter on it.

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[knocking]

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Just keep everyone out.

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No visitors right-- [grunts]

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[both grunt]

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Lana! [chuckles nervously]

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Oh. How did you find out?

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Oh, I called her immediately. Yeah. I did.

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Me too. Yeah.

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[sobbing]

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-My granddaughter!
-Ugh. Stop.

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You’re getting old-lady juice all over me.

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Lana, you have to understand--
Where are they?

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Because I am going to kill
everyone between here and there,

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and then kill them and then kill you.

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[all] Called it.

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What have we got?

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I isolated that sound for you.

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[clopping]

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-[Pam] Hoofbeats?
-In the middle of winter?

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Are we even in the right hemisphere?

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Duh, they’re in Saint Moritz
for White Turf.

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Ugh, it’s so hard to talk to poor people.

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It’s like there’s gruel in your ears.

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White Turf! The biggest, hobnobbiest

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rich person event of
the European snob season! What?

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What does that have to do with hoofbeats?

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[trumpet fanfare]

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[bell ringing]

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[jockeys grunting]

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[Archer] Well,
say what you will about the Swiss,

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but, uh, they sure
hate the shit out of horses.

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The kidnappers won’t contact us
for another 24 hours or so.

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They’ll go silent,
try to make us sweat it out.

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But that gives us an opportunity.

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We kidnap them! We find them.

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We find them. Thanks, Pam.

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On the call, those hoofbeats seemed close.

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Maybe they’re involved with the races.

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Ray, you should have
a natural rapport with them

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because you did
that dumb winter sports thing.

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You mean winning an Olympic
bronze medal in the giant slalom?

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Is that the one with the brooms?
You know it’s not!

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Shut up, both of you.

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Cheryl, Robert, work the reception.

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If they’re asking for that much money,

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they might be high rollers
in financial trouble.

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None of these dumb Euros like me.

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You "ruin the vibe" at one party.

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One party? That seems petty. I know!

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And a total waste of that acid
I put in the punch bowl.

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Lamest childhood leukemia fundraiser ever.

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Um, where’s Ms. Archer?
She seemed pretty upset.

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She’s in the hotel room "coordinating."

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[Malory] The instant you see AJ,

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mow those kidnappers down like
it’s a bad day at the Somme. [gasps]

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[sobbing] I hadn’t given her
her first gun yet!

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Wait. I did.

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The cute little Ruger.

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I gave her a broken walkie-talkie.
What do I do?

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Just point me at someone,
and I’ll rip ’em apart.

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[growling]

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Okay, okay. I get it.

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[laughs] You kiss your mother
with that dart?

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No one screw up.

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Or I’ll put your bones
in a blender and hit frappé!

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But that setting’s inappropriate
for large pieces.

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Remember, Lana,
the rampage is a fierce but delicate art.

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I agree with half of that.

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Look, I am your rampage Sherpa,

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to help you reach
the lofty heights on Mount Rampage.

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Lana, we need to talk about--

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You do not get to apologize to me.

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Robert, you may want
to back up out of the blast zone.

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I respect you too much to apologize.

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You were the one who suggested
boarding school in Switzerland!

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And you agreed. But you don’t get
to transfer your motherly guilt

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into a rage to soothe yourself.

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And you!
I haven’t done anything wrong yet.

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Which actually is kind of amazing.

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You are rubbing off on him.

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Then why does he still dress like that?

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Lana, let’s get AJ back,

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then we’ll have a long talk
about co-parenting,

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emotional boundaries, all of it.

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I honor your perspective,
and I’m open to the idea that I was wrong.

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[grunts]

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Seriously, how did you do that?

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How do I bond emotionally
even under tremendous stress?

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No, how did she not shoot you in the foot?

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That’s how it always ends with me.

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Honesty. Also I heard about your feet

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and got bulletproof shoes.

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I can learn so much from you.

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[jazz music playing]

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No problem. No problem.

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[man] Brownie!
Is that you? Not hearing things.

247
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,445
Jesus, do they just pump heroin
through the vents here?

248
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:15,615
Brownie! How’s it sliding, homey?

249
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,533
Oh, pretty fly skis...

250
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,952
that you brought
into this party for some reason.

251
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,788
[sighs] Gerswan Ramschluss.

252
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:26,626
Nein. I call you Brownie,
the color of your medal.

253
00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,211
So you call me Silvie. Well, I would,

254
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,922
but then I’d have to stab
my own vocal cords out

255
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,633
with a ski pole for betraying me.

256
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,427
Oh, don’t be like that, Brownie.

257
00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:37,762
Guess what?

258
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,055
I will be like that.

259
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,932
With your rampage, you have to start slow.

260
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:44,685
You need something to build from.
Trust me. Quick question.

261
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,021
Why are we shaking down
a two-bit loan shark?

262
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,689
The criminal world here isn’t big.

263
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,316
So, we shake him down for a name,

264
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,026
any name, and we work up the chain.

265
00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:54,070
If he won’t give us a name,
I cordially introduce

266
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,364
his femoral artery
to a serrated hunting knife.

267
00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,199
I thought we didn’t do lethal force.

268
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,993
Yeah, my position on that has... evolved.

269
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,370
-[door opens]
-[man clears throat]

270
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,664
Hey. So, uh... hi. [grunts]

271
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,457
-[shouting]
-[glass shatters]

272
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,043
Pace yourself. You’re rampaging too soon.

273
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,337
-We need his mouth to work, Lana.
-[blows landing]

274
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,589
I guess I’ll just find
a pen and paper then.

275
00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,592
Okay. We’ve just got to figure out

276
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,053
who here is financially distressed enough

277
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:21,180
to commit a serious crime.

278
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,681
Ugh! I’m bored.

279
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:25,226
Hey, is there a central location

280
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,396
that you pour all the drinks out of?
Like a booze vat?

281
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,899
Ah, ah, ah! I have been warned
about you, Miss Tunt.

282
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,568
That’s not acid, is it?

283
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,612
No. It’s DMT, I think.

284
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,447
-[phone vibrates]
-Dang it.

285
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,950
I gotta pick up the bonds. Can you manage?

286
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,161
Just find someone
who’s broke and desperate.

287
00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:47,289
Because of the kidnapping--
The kidnapping.

288
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,542
I know. God.

289
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,169
Because I think
you cheated at the Olympics!

290
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,963
I was ahead of you the whole way.

291
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,631
But at the last gate,

292
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,008
my binding came just loose
enough for me to go down.

293
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,635
I think you loosened it!

294
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,470
Your silver medal is tainted.

295
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,390
[laughing] Oh, yeah. Of course.
I totally did that.

296
00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,225
All’s fair in love and war.

297
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,977
This was neither of those things!

298
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,020
Funny you should say taint,

299
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,731
because that’s where I put
my medal while I sleep.

300
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,817
Chillax out.

301
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,610
Come to the stables with me.

302
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,280
If you can unkink
your asshole for one second

303
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,407
and find a little moral flexibility,

304
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,159
it might be worth your while.

305
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,660
Um, where are you going?

306
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,495
I may have just found a clue.

307
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,957
Or about to have
the most degrading hate sex of my life.

308
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,001
Which is saying something.

309
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,294
[sighs] Wow.

310
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,753
[man groaning]

311
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,255
[Archer] He’s reaching for the gun.

312
00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,715
It looks like he’s going to get it.

313
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:38,841
-[groans, yelps]
-[bones crack]

314
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,509
Oh, he didn’t get it.

315
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,219
So, your name is Tibor.

316
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,431
You run the muscle in town.
That’s them, I guess.

317
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:48,767
And something very, very bad
is about to happen to you.

318
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:51,687
Here’s the thing. That wasn’t it.

319
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,856
You haven’t even asked me anything.

320
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,484
-[gun cocks]
-Hey. Can I ask you something?

321
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,904
Wow. Turns out we could ask him something.

322
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,407
Jesus, it is colder
than Shackleton’s nutsack.

323
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,117
Why the hell did you send AJ here?

324
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,660
Don’t you start!

325
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,537
Start what? I’m happy to start something,

326
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,872
but I’d like to be aware of it.

327
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,457
Just what Robert said.

328
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,000
I agreed to send AJ here.

329
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,002
Was I subconsciously
getting her out of the way

330
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,545
so I could concentrate on my career?

331
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,840
Lana, introspection
is the enemy of happiness.

332
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,134
So, my advice is, don’t.

333
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,053
Always worked for me. Has it, though?

334
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,972
[laughs] I don’t know. That’s the beauty.

335
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,226
It is tough out there. Who else spent
all their money on gold tiger cages?

336
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,561
Seriously, is there
a secondary market for those?

337
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,648
[laughs] Why are you speaking with us?

338
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,942
I’m just bonding with my peers
about how debts pile up

339
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,902
and sometimes you start kidnapping people!

340
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,405
That thing we totally do
and talk openly about as rich people.

341
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,698
[all huff]

342
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,742
Conversation is a lost art.

343
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:51,038
Everyone who’s kidnapped
someone, raise your hand!

344
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:54,875
I... [sighs] I wanted to give AJ
the chance to be who she wants to be

345
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,418
and still be who I wanna be.

346
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,712
Is that impossible? Uh, Lana?

347
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,714
-Am I undermining feminism again?
-[choking]

348
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,132
Yeah, kind of.

349
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,176
[coughing]

350
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,888
To be a woman is to be constrained

351
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,225
in a nested series of double-binds.

352
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,893
God, that is so true.

353
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,603
Look, you’re the only fixer in town.

354
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,564
Anything strange come through
the last few days?

355
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,232
Someone rented the warehouse

356
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:20,568
where they keep the White Turf equipment.

357
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,946
If it’s kidnapping,
I want nothing to do with it.

358
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,781
I’ll take you there.

359
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,368
So, are you in a local
stage production of The Matrix?

360
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,289
Are we going for this?
And do the horses have to watch?

361
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,457
Do we blindfold them, or... What? No.

362
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,294
The people that I work for,
they do illegal things.

363
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,380
And we can use you for ski smuggling.

364
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,716
We do other stuff as well! Cool stuff.

365
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,426
Oh! And sometimes kidnapping, hmm?

366
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,677
You do what now?

367
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,179
Brigitte, thank you.

368
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,515
You do not need to find yourself.

369
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,560
You are that which is seeking.

370
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,937
[shimmers]

371
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,106
Man, she’s on a whole thing, huh?

372
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,108
We go in, surprise the kidnappers--

373
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,903
Do horrible things to their bodies.
Given. Then find AJ.

374
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,446
On three. But wait, wait.

375
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,698
I’m picturing a kidnapper grabs AJ, right?

376
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,617
I take the final perfect shot.

377
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,036
AJ runs to me with her arms outstretched

378
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,746
and probably calls me Dad.

379
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,081
That’s your plan?
Who put her in Switzerland?

380
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,292
Oh, now we’re doing that? One, two.

381
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,877
-[door slams]
-[lights click on]

382
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,253
[guns cocking]

383
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,634
[Archer] Peregrine?

384
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,510
Wondering when you’d get here.

385
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:35,309
Peregrine, seriously?
Are you still mad about that statue?

386
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:38,020
It took me weeks
to break out of that prison.

387
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,272
Weeks! Two, actually.

388
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,732
I’m very good.

389
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,609
Get AJ now!

390
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:45,277
Or I’ll fill you so full of lead

391
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,112
that local kids’ test scores will go down!

392
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,031
She’s mad, but you get it.

393
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,616
Where’s my daughter?

394
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:52,034
Good, yeah. That’s simpler.

395
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,079
Get the money, and I’ll send for AJ.

396
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,916
Ugh. Well, she’s not dead.

397
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,542
[phone vibrates, beeps]

398
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,003
Yes, I have them. Be right there.

399
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,922
[gasps] Go time?

400
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,340
Go time!

401
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,925
Go time!

402
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,678
Oh. You meant-- Whoops.

403
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,555
Well, I’ll say hi
to the clockwork elves for you.

404
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:18,560
They say that history
is written by the victors.

405
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:24,400
Well, I write it with the blood
and tears of those I destroy.

406
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,236
Maybe you should get
a journal for this kind of thing?

407
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,654
And then burn it.

408
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,155
Lana, I must say.

409
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,199
Motherhood does not agree with you.

410
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,703
It’s so hard to watch
a good woman brought low

411
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,580
by an inability to resist biology.

412
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,833
Rampage-- Not yet.

413
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,292
Wait for AJ.

414
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,253
We’ve got your money. Where’s AJ?

415
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,923
-Mommy!
-Honey, Mommy’s here. It’s gonna be okay.

416
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,217
Leave the case in the center of the room.

417
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,594
We will bring AJ and take the money.

418
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,180
Do not move until we leave.

419
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,433
What is this,
the fox and the river puzzle?

420
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,934
Just do it.

421
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,941
On second thought,
what if I take the money and AJ,

422
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,569
raise her to be the perfect assassin,

423
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,364
then gradually brainwash her
to kill you both

424
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,491
for thwarting my plans?

425
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,244
Now wouldn’t that just be a gas?

426
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,039
That means shoot!

427
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,082
Sense the moment!

428
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,503
[horse whinnies]

429
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,302
Krieger, what are you doing here?

430
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,138
Um, creating a kick-ass battle sleigh
with all the guns and armor.

431
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,016
How’d you know that would be helpful?
Helpful to what per se?

432
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,809
-Whatever. We need a horse.
-[horse whinnies]

433
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,561
Gerswan ran out with a horse.

434
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,813
So I did this. And we didn’t have sex.

435
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,149
-You and the horse?
-[snorts]

436
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,526
-Hyah!
-[horse whinnies]

437
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,903
[Archer] We need speed!

438
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,489
[mechanical whirring]

439
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,660
Good thing I brought my hot-wiring pliers.

440
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,206
Yeah. Good thing I brought my speedsuit.

441
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,457
Is it?

442
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:10,339
We are not shooting at my daughter!

443
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,799
Aw, not even a little?

444
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,133
What else do you have?

445
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,013
[Robert] Damn it.
Forget the money. Get AJ!

446
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,724
Oh, I have the money. Silly Gerswan.

447
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,728
One, two, three, go, Herd!

448
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,231
Boarding! Party of one!

449
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:31,026
Not going as planned.

450
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,071
-Rampage!
-[grunts]

451
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,281
I hate to do this
in front of your daughter.

452
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,118
No, I’m kidding. I very much like it.

453
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,120
-[grunts]
-[horse whinnies]

454
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,956
-[Lana] Oh, shit.
-[AJ screams]

455
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,541
Always in the nick of-- Ah!

456
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,461
[whinnies]

457
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,755
[Lana screams]

458
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,800
-[yelps]
-[Cyril] Hand.

459
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,385
Obviously, hand.

460
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,303
What was I gonna do, stick out my foot?

461
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,763
Damn it. Even now?

462
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,016
Man, he’s fast. Oh, wait.

463
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,103
[yelps] Whoa! [speaks German]

464
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,521
[groans]

465
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,356
[Ray] Little problem with your binding?

466
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,899
Ow! Aw!

467
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,401
Tainted again.

468
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,113
[screaming]

469
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,823
Lana!

470
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,371
[Pam] Rampage!

471
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:29,918
No!

472
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,507
Human airbag! Oof.

473
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,509
[panting] Are you okay, baby?

474
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,303
Wow. That was epic, Mom.

475
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,430
Daddy!

476
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,562
Oof. Well, I wasn’t using
that heart anyway.

477
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,482
-[Lana] You took my daughter.
-[coughs]

478
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:56,528
Go ahead. Send me to jail.
I’ll only escape again.

479
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,406
I feel so alive! [coughing]

480
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,949
We could do this forever.

481
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:04,119
Cat and mouse, predator and prey.

482
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,746
Or not that.

483
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,917
I, uh... I think you got her.

484
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,507
[gun clicking]

485
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,051
Well, I’m glad I finally got

486
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,261
a literal demonstration of overkill.

487
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,639
She is exactly the right amount of killed.

488
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,350
Unless... Got a spare vat of battery acid?

489
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,227
I’ll call Brigitte.

490
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:33,273
And then Mommy jumped
into the sleigh and saved me, for real!

491
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,026
Robert back on your good side?
I mean, look at him.

492
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:38,403
We have a pretty good
yin-yang thing going.

493
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,697
With Archer, it was kind of double yang.

494
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,700
It’s good that only one of us
has this weird job.

495
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,662
When you’re this great at something,
never stop doing it.

496
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,455
You’ll figure out the rest.

497
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,168
Like how AJ is great
at eating carbohydrates.

498
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,212
[jazz music playing]

499
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,130
You go into one three-year coma,

500
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and suddenly everyone forgets about you.

501
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,844
AJ, meet Sterling Archer.

502
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,929
Hey, uh--

503
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,847
[sucking on juice]

504
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:09,893
[sighs]

505
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,103
Hey, AJ.

506
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:13,480
Uh, we had a lot of very weird

507
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,148
and dangerous times together.

508
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,859
But you were probably
too young to remember me.

509
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,697
No, I remember. You’re Sleeping Beauty.
That’s what I called you.

510
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,116
I kissed you so you would wake up.
It just took a while.

511
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,660
You-- You brought her to visit me? Yeah.

512
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,955
It was really important to me
that she see... Sleeping Beauty.

513
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,540
That’s not what you called him.

514
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,333
I called him Sleeping Beauty.

515
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,752
You called him a sperm-delivery device.

516
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,923
I said that one time.

517
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,468
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